winterysomnium said: 1/3 imagine Damian being in a really bad mood and grumpy and he's walking through Gotham and suddenly there's this street puppy following him and trying to get Damian's attention and the puppy's probably kinda not even cute because his fur is all dirty but he keeps following Damian and barks at him playfully and gets a stick he wants Damian to throw and Damian's like "you're as annoying as Drake" but in the end he loves puppies and can't leave him on the street, so he takes the puppy to
2/3 the Manor but names him Drake to piss Tim off, pretty much, and he’s thinking that it’s going to be hilarious because he can now say like, Drake, sit! Drake, get the newspaper! but it backfires a bit because he gets really really fond of the dog because he’s loyal and lies on his belly and keeps him warm and gets along with Titus and Alfred and Batcow (and the rat, Spotty?) but only listens to “Drake” now, and somehow Damian finds himself saying the name Drake very fondly and
3/3 it starts to creep him out a bit but Drake the puppy is so lovable (also Tim’s confused like is he talking to me??? is he talking to the dog??? I’m pretty sure I’m not the one who ate the flowers in the kitchen but ??? )
This is what they’ll put on the “cause of death” section of my autopsy.
Oh my god this is entiretly too cute??? Damian how could you not realized it would backfire, it’s impossible to be mad at puppies. Ahhh puppy cuddling sobs
Also Tim can u not (jk plz continue you’re adorable as well)